Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.
Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!
by dottielover October 22, 2009
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I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus

Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman
by Javster Gonzalez August 24, 2008
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Tommy, where are you guys going? Were takin the train to brooklyn to see dustin hoffman.
by bxtap April 3, 2009
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