An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.
"Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."
"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"
"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"
"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"
"Sure!"
"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"
"I have FHE..."
"...motard..."
"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"
"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"
"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"
"Sure!"
"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"
"I have FHE..."
"...motard..."
by NinjaSteve June 9, 2009
A combination of a moron and a retard. A person who is equal parts stupid and mentally deficient. A person of low ability and low intelligence.
JD is a motard for riding his moped in the rain.
That was one of the most motarded things i have ever seen.
That was one of the most motarded things i have ever seen.
by John Benefield February 4, 2009
A motorist who mistakenly believes that they have exclusive rights to get to their destination in the fastest possible way. Everyone and anything that impedes them (including slower moving trucks & busses, congested traffic, cyclists, pedestrians and traffic controls such as traffic lights and stop signs) are all legitimate targets for irrational hatred, verbal abuse and physical rage. Motards are always ranked in the lowest IQ quartile, victims of the Dunning Kruger effect and can be easily identified off road by their distinctive atrocious spelling and complete absence of anything resembling grammar.
Hey, look at that motard trying to run people off the road.
The motard said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from our roads"
The motard said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from our roads"
by lycralizard December 19, 2021
Motorcyclist (French). Known more commonly in the phrase "Supermotard" (superbiker), a powersport combing aspects of road and motocross racing.
Owing to the long history and development of this sport in France (via U.S.A.) and now much of Europe, this phrase now in common use worldwide.
Owing to the long history and development of this sport in France (via U.S.A.) and now much of Europe, this phrase now in common use worldwide.
by Bleepedybloops June 24, 2007
Human beingf(thats being kind) who is so ignorant he/she would make mold look intelligent. An Opinionated person who will fight to the death to prove their facts(however wildly inaccurate are correct and the only way under god to be, behave, worship, vote, believe or live ect.) are true. Motards are to be avoided at all costs.. A simple dose of logic backed up by printed facts are enough to disarm and be done with a Motard.
by Khys December 26, 2003
by Big Dick J 13 December 13, 2019
One who is Mentally inferior; a retard; a botard.
Originates from Detroit, from the nickname "Motown".
Originates from Detroit, from the nickname "Motown".
by Trevor Nixson April 12, 2009