Morton
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Morton
A aphrodisiac from the South Pacific, reknown for it's rejuvenating qualities. Also slang for "love god"
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Morton
A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.
Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.
Morton by BenRalphyReeve June 16, 2011
Morton
another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.
Morton by jimmy gunz609 June 15, 2010
Morton
A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.
CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"
Morton by OpaqueInsight January 26, 2019
morton
a pereson who cannot operate his own phone,stereo,tv or computer. unable to configure set up or figure out on his own.
mike could not figure out how to get his blue tooth to work or set his surround sound up by himself. he couldn't even set up his car stereo equalizer in the head unit. he's such a Morton !