1 definition by OpaqueInsight
A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.
CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"
by OpaqueInsight January 27, 2019