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A town in central illinois, which is filled with a whole bunch of stuck up people. They believe money is everything, and hate you if you don't act like them. 85% of the girls are fake chicks, whose head's are full of air. They are pretty much plastic barbie dolls.

Stay away if possible.
Let's not go to Morton, IL. I don't want want to see all those wanna be barbies today.
by Statethetruth August 28, 2010
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