Morten Harket

Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.

by Righttttu February 17, 2019

odd morten

Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him

Æg vil ha hæmbørgar i skjegget mitt, saman med odd morten

by Sondreeid November 15, 2013

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Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.

"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"

by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017

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Morten and Ingrid

They had sex

Morten and Ingrid has lots of sex

by AlbinoNigga March 14, 2019

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Morten Tangen

Morten Tangen is a Norwegian bitch ahh nigga. CEO of a lube an hat company. Morten got the most outrageous hairline of the 50th century. He is the defenision of an alpha male.

Christer: Damn, his hairline clapped
Hugen: Naaaw, thats my nigga Morten Tangen

by Elias Haug March 15, 2023

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