To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth

Also known as a greenall
Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do
by gydw June 04, 2009

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the meaning of the Morris the in Kunikan Land means molested...
i was morrised by the taht man lastday...
by ulivao May 17, 2008

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the meaning of the Morris the in Kunikan Land means molested...
i was morrised by the taht man lastday...
by ulivao May 17, 2008

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A term used for a penis
Did you get your morris wet today?
by Alex and Emma :D November 01, 2006

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the morris is a freakish hairy retart that you may find lurking around your local skatepark or hittin jumps on its rollerblades. if morris is not at your local skatepark,it has hit the streets to stalk many of its lovers, that it supposeably sexed 47 times the previous day. please do not disclose information to morris as it may send you pictures of its hairy box
person 1: did you give your number to morris
person 2: yeah she sent me a picture of her box and i spewed
person 1: ew.
by jessmorris July 14, 2008

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A term used for a penis
Did you get your morris wet today?
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This person typically tries to one-up everyone they speak to.
I can eat a 12 oz steak!

Morris: well I can eat a 16 oz steak!
by Jimmy6969 June 27, 2017

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