Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to
dumbasses and
dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me
what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."
Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"
Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"
Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."