mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.

From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."

mornington crescent by English Boy December 6, 2004

mornington peninsula 

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'

Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.

mornington peninsula by Cook!e February 26, 2008

mornington secondary 

A place of education where teens feel like jumping off a cliff every day that they are there , This school is where the uniform is more important than the education, Heaven forbid if you wear a fucking longsleeve under your uniform then good luck Charlie because you’re fucked. A negative area where girls dresses are higher then any grade achieved by any student at this school. everyone below the year level of year 10 is The most annoying people you will ever meet in your life.

I’d rather drown then be at Mornington secondary

mornington secondary by Kaslorantars June 14, 2020

mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!

SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.

mornington crescent by Mahmhn May 24, 2009

Junifer Morningsnout 

The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.

a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.

Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.

he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?

Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.

Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

UPDATED

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

___

Missy: junior you can’t leave

Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world

Missy: ;:(

Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*

Missy: what’s this?

Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe

Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*

Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example

(Of himself )

Junifer Morningsnout by unlimitedprospects October 7, 2021

Junifer morningsnout 

Junior created himself

Junifer IS A DEVIL but whether or not he IS the ACTUAL ONE is open to interpretation. He is as far as you believe that he is. Junior is beneath the low, the underground (meaning that he’s symbolizes the lower nature of man) and most likely considered a legend and the question continues to this day what exactly his connection to Satan is. there’s no true evidence to prove that he IS but also there’s NO PROOF that he IS NOT.

Junifer Morningsnout by nature is aware, logical and ignorant of false morality and human “ethics” and answers to himself as well as being the master of his own destiny so it’s easy to see why he’s satan and many Philosophers argue that there can be “many satans” but the idea of “satan” is mostly ideas and symbolism, but that’s NOT to say that there isn’t one ACTUAL satan so it’s highly possible that junifer morningsnout IS THE FIRST ACTUAL representation of THAT VERY IDEA/symbolism.

Junifer Morningsnout is a force of chaos and philosophical solution created by himself.

And somewhere along the lines he manifested himself into human form, as “chaos incarnate”

Junifer Morningsnout is the master of the unknown.

Girl 1; men are all the same

Girl 2: I know right?

Junifer Morningsnout: well most men aren’t me

Girl 1&2: *speechless* *drools over Junifer**

Junifer morningsnout by Condom creators October 19, 2021

Junifer Morningsnout 

The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.

a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.

Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.

he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?

Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.

Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

UPDATED

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

___

Missy: junior you can’t leave

Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world

Missy: ;:(

Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*

Missy: what’s this?

Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe

Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*

Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example

(Of himself )

Junifer Morningsnout by unlimitedprospects October 7, 2021