Tiny civilized religious people who have different ways of believing in God and Jesus because there grumpy little bastards! They can only said the word "morman"
by Robert Watt June 5, 2005
The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.
Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already
by CShady July 13, 2015
When a man is banging two or more chicks and insists that they call him Joseph Smith the whole time.
by TBone0808 July 4, 2017
by Criazen December 5, 2019
A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.
Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.
by Orin Patch July 10, 2005
by big flee April 23, 2019
Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?
Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!
Kid-Why?
Dad-I'm doing stuff
Kid-What kind of stuff?
Dad-Morman Stuff!!!
Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!
Kid-Why?
Dad-I'm doing stuff
Kid-What kind of stuff?
Dad-Morman Stuff!!!
by Killzark May 11, 2009