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morg (n): 1. The Mormon Church based in Salt Lake City Utah 2. The collective membership of the Mormon Church.

Etymology: reference to the group-think mentality of members of the mormon church similar to the group-mind of the Borg Collective from Paramount's Star Trek series. Both the Borg and the Morg are collectives attempting to conquer (baptise in the case of the morg) and assimilate every culture they come in contact with.
The Morg claims that they have over 500,000 members in Chile, but a recent census revealed that only 100,000 actually consider themselves mormon.
by tanstaafl September 30, 2003
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The biggest piece of ass you will ever meet. Smells like a right bush pig and is a fat as a pork stick. The only way to destroy the morgs is to use a top of the market harpoon. Dimitar is all too familiar with MORGAN.
"You know my friend James, he just got with Morgs. He is now drinking bleach"
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term used to describe a guy of very gimpish qualities
mr X: man, who is tht kid?
mr Y: down worry bout him man, he is morgs
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A Morg is a commonly used word to refer to the rare species of Amazonian alien-human hybrid that came about following the incidents surrounding the Roswell incident. Strangely enough, despite the fact Morgs appeared prior to the release of the hugely successful Pokémon franchise, they closely resemble the electric type Raichu with their soft, bouncy cheeks and pointy ears. Whilst Morgs are incredibly rare in the wild, they are said to appear only to kind hearted souls due to their innocent nature. Notoriously tricky to please, Morgs reject the vast majority of food sources, opting for a diet of pasta, pizza and cheese related products. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter a Morg, be sure to treat it well because legend has it they bring extraordinary luck to the one they deem as their companion.
Holy shit, I think I just saw a Morg!
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A rare form of STD in which the skin of the cock slowly peels off. This process is accelerated by masturbation and is excruciatingly painful. 1 in 18 billion people is diagnosed with Morgs. If a man is diagnosed, he is kept in a cage with Mongolians in Russia until penis is used for dissection.
Dr. James Endermanety, founder of Morgs disease.
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Tryin' to morg some trintinkleel?
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Plural: Morgs

Slang for Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game(s). The acronym MMORPGs is a synonym. This shortening of the acronym is starting to be in use in the online world.
Paul has played almost every MORG out there from Everquest to City of Heros.
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