Moretti 

the last name for the coolest italian kids ever

DUDE, those kids are morettis. They must be soooooooo chill

Moretti by italian 101 May 23, 2010

Moretti 

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus.
Supreme Comanders of the Condor Legion, Morettis have a plethora of skills such as douche-baggery, thumb-guided penile-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as malevolently divine. Age, wisdom, and character are rated by a rigid, bottle-nosed snout and beady eyes. Often seen at dolphin poaching protests, Morettis are well-known for their renlentless appetite for spoonfuls of semen while watching the 1996 remake of "Flipper" starring Paul Newman and Elijah Wood.

"That guy is such a douchebag."
"I know, right? He must be a Moretti."

Moretti by SinStar4 March 28, 2012

Moretti 

Someone no one likes.

Katherine: "James, You're SUCH A Moretti."

Moretti by MagicFairyCup. December 15, 2008

moretti 

when you hand up your homework before its due, only to find out later that you made a mistake and are unable to change it

sack: "dood everyone is saying question 7 is actually a trick question. you should change your answer."

moretti: "fuck i already handed it up"

sack: "thats what you get for doing a moretti"

moretti by totalgoochbag November 13, 2011

fab moretti 

he is the sexiest drummer on planet earth.he's the measurement of all things gorgeous
plus, he´s hell of a drummer.

fab moretti is the modern adonis

fab moretti by morettifann January 29, 2009

Fab Moretti 

Incredibly hot drummer for the Strokes with the luckiest girlfriend in the world.

Fabrizio Moretti is like hot and stuff.

Fab Moretti by drewandfabfan February 23, 2004

fab moretti 

one of the nicest guys ever. Is known for slow-dancing with fans on thier birthday, and even giving someone $50 for a cab ride home. Is increadibly goreous and very sweet.

Fab brings the rock.

fab moretti by marissa April 23, 2004