Is currently single...saweeeet.
by Sarah April 9, 2005
by peaceoutcheesebags February 10, 2019
Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.
"I hate Colonel Moretti."
by SinStar4 February 10, 2012
by timmy January 21, 2005