When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.
Dude, we moosed the hell out of that slut that you railed...
by Pellican January 30, 2009
The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something
Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."
by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014
1)n. A Canadian woodland quadra-ped, has flat antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

pl.) moosi (mooss-î)
1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (all may apply)

pl.) Wow those weird kids are a bunch of moosi.
by Moose face...cakes October 05, 2006
The majestik møøse is one of the mäni interesting furry animals in Sweden. They frolik in the løveli lakes. Mind you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti. But wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

(Seriously though, the word "møøse" is (obviously) a corruption of the word "moose" used in the subtitles for the opening credits for the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".)
"A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: 'The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist', 'Fillings of Passion', 'The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink'... We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked."
by otaku sempai kun December 27, 2013
A HUGE monster of a baby (usually turned into a handsome man when he grows up, but still kind of dweeby). Verbiage used typically in areas like Simi Valley, CA.
"Brandon was the biggest Moose the hospital had ever seen!"

"Who knew that Moose would have grown up to look like that."
by Penguin <4 November 25, 2013
verb. Grabbing a woman's breasts. The term is in contrast to grabbing her rear end, which would be 'goosing'. Usually accompanied by a loud shout of "Moose!"
She wasn't paying attention, so I moosed her.
by Sarah Krentz February 06, 2008
the "new" word for more then one moose. made possible by morgan.
There was many mooses crossing the road in colorado.
by morgan dufoe August 12, 2006

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