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DMD
"Di Ma Da" dee.h - mah - dah

A Cebuano (Filipino) phrase turned acronym. Originated from the stressed students of society. Translated, it means "It's too much too handle", "I can't take it anymore" or "I can't do this". A common situation when spoken would be when a teacher piles a student with an astounding amount of homework paired with several tests, all due in the following days to come.
Student 1: Bai, musta naman? (Dude, how's it going?)
Student 2: Kapoy, bai! Nag-puno nasad akong maestra ug homework! Usa ka term paper, usa ka reaction paper dayon usa ka diorama pajud! Gi-atay. (Tiring, dude! My teacher piled me up with homework again! One term paper, one reaction paper and one diorama too! Shit.)
Student 1: Taya. Naa pud kay test noh? (Damn. You have a test too, huh?)
Student 2: Oo, tulo. Ahak, DMD najud. (Yeah, three. Shit, I can't do this anymore.)
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DMD
Dick me down
“Did you see that guy over there?!” “Yas girl, he can DMD any day”
by angry chloe February 19, 2015

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DMD
Dick me down
These are my DMD shorts
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by Xredz August 25, 2016

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DMD
Acronym for Dick Meat Density.
Doctor told me I need to lose some weight but I pointed out my high DMD and he quickly realized his mistake.
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dmd
diet moutain dew.
the best pop ever made.
a light delicous soda:)
dude! i thirsty go get me some dmd!!
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DMD
Do Me Daddy
Did you see David Beckham's Armani Exchange underwear ads?

Yeah, DMD!
by ReynaBetch December 08, 2011

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Dmd stands for 'do my dad'
one may shout to a good friend when drunken and trying to grab their attention. Why don't u just 'do my dad' shortened to D.M.D often when no other insult will alert them!

Basically telling them to fuck your dad!
A 2011 version of 'your mom'
( with added terosterone)
by Captain gashicus April 22, 2011

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