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8.
one who has a huge dick
Kyle and Chris both have a moose.
by Squeaks from CBA January 02, 2011
 
9.
Møøse, monthy python for "moose"
A møøse once bit my sister!
by NB! February 26, 2005
 
10.
One of the coolest (and strangest) animals ever. I also dont know what the plural is! Meese?! Mooses?! Moosi?!
Person #1: "wow look at those mooses!"
Person #2: "it's meese you idiot!"
by Teabagsyum November 09, 2006
 
11.
Moose is a generally cool nickname for everyone. It promotes all things stupid and unexplained, "Moose" love to eat and sleep and be generally funny at a cost to thier street cred and limbs. A kind endearing term.

I should know... it is my nickname... thank you very much
To say hi to a moose: "Howdy Moose!"
To ask for something: "Mooshy... please can I..."
To annoy: Call by their real name... it really annoys them.
by moose_emma@hotmail.com November 05, 2006
 
12.
When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.
Dude, we moosed the hell out of that slut that you railed...
by Pellican January 30, 2009
 
13.
A college roommate. An easily scared, highly humorous, wide shouldered creature who enjoys kicking grass and splashing through puddles during the rainy season. Not always graceful, but hanging out always makes for a good time. This animal is highly sensitive to changes in it's environment, such as placing an ottoman in it's den. Take caution around this moose during periods of high stress, such as inclement weather, finals or food shortages, as it tends to be easily agitated during these times. Treat a moose well, and it will be a loyal friend for the rest of your lives.
Allison: I'd like to introduce you to my moose, Kelsey.
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!
by Symphony210812 February 29, 2012
 
14.
1)n. A Canadian woodland quadra-ped, has flat antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

pl.) moosi (mooss-î)
1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (all may apply)

pl.) Wow those weird kids are a bunch of moosi.
by Moose face...cakes October 05, 2006