The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin
Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.
by IrDewey June 13, 2009
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whilst mooning someone the mooner takes a poop.
dude, mark was mooping last night and got poop all on this guys windshield - he was pissed.
by bubbap October 4, 2011
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Misprinted word in Trivial Pursuit of Seinfeld which is actually Moors. Because of this, the Moors is now sometimes referred to as the Moops.
It's not the Moors, it's the Moops!
by Pang Mu April 8, 2003
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An endearing Norwegian spinoff of the Australian term ‘woop woop’ used to describe everyday items that a person either wants to have handed to them or as a means to direct someone to a misplaced item.

Not recommended to be used around children, as may intervene with their natural language development.
Person A;
“Babes, can you pass the moop moop?”
(points to salt whilst eating dinner)
Person B;
“Sure, here ya go babes”
(grabs salt and hands it to Person A)

or

Person B;
“Babes, have you seen my wallet?”
Person A;
“It’s by the moop moop (fruit bowl), in the moopy doop* (kitchen)”

* Moop moop cannot be used twice in a sentence, instead use ‘moopy doop’ as a second intended moop moop. Do not seek to use a moop moop beyond a moopy doop.
by liv&steve February 21, 2021
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(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.
I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!
by 1Platypus March 13, 2013
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A morning poop; The result of heavy coffee drinking during the morning. Commonly occurs before leaving for work/school or at a break before lunch.

Not to be confused with a noop.
After 5 cups of coffee, a moop is required to evacuate your bowels.
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
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