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9 definitions by Jerktart

 
1.
A morning poop; The result of heavy coffee drinking during the morning. Commonly occurs before leaving for work/school or at a break before lunch.

Not to be confused with a noop.
After 5 cups of coffee, a moop is required to evacuate your bowels.
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
 
2.
see: noop
After a large meal at lunch, an afternoop is a great way to relax
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
 
3.
An afternoon poop; Commonly taken at the end of a lunch break as a result of food and continuous coffee consumption; Sometimes referred to as an '"afternoop."

Not to be confused with a moop.
You should have seen the massive noop I took today after lunch!
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
 
4.
A coffee poop.

While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.
4 cups of coffee puts me in the bathroom all morning with a terrible case of the coop.
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
 
5.
When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.
I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.
by Jerktart July 31, 2011
 
6.
Civ
The name for a person who plays Civilization games. Generally acts like a pompous asshat and know-it-all. Tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.
Bob: "You know what game I love? Civilization. You can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -"

Ted: "Is there zerglings?"

Bob: "No, but -"

Ted: "Shut up, civ."
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
 
7.
A casual toilet game: when you and a friend each stand at a urinal and see who can get in the urinal from the furthest distance away.
Jacob is the undisputed champion of Elite Marksman. His urinary skills are uncanny
by Jerktart October 24, 2011