1. mythical
creature who's very name strikes
fear into the hearts of any who oppose it.
2. A
popular pet usually kept by moon-farmers
3. A way for a band director to reverse-psychologize their students into child labor without them knowing.
1.
TV REPORTER: "Moonchicken terrorized locals when he destroyed a local orphanage with his massive talons!"
2. MOON-FARMER: "That
right ther' is a darn
good-lookin' moonchicken! Won me the blue ribbon at the county moon fair!"
3. self explanatory.