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Mooncaking 

The act of a female taking a crescent moon shaped shit in the males pigeon chest.
I love a good mooncaking, I got mooncaked so good last night shit went everywhere
Mooncaking by Fudgeyponker August 10, 2022
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Moonwalking

When you smoke weed, use nitrous oxide , take acid and have someone inject dentist grade numbing agent into both your feet. It is quite hard to acquire the last ingredient but when it is come upon from a friend in a medical practice it is godly. When all done it results in a feeling like you are walking on the moon
Hey bro wanna try moonwalking it’s a mix of completely numb feet, weed, balloons and LSD
Moonwalking by BiGFatSrokeyNonce115 February 4, 2019

Moonwalking

Moonwalking is when an attempt to move on from a past relationship miserably fails and instead you end up going back to your previous boy/girl friend.

This makes you feel like you're months in the past instead of in the present, hence the term moonwalking. walking forward but going back.
"yo man, i thought you weren't with rachel anymore. you're back with her? thats some serious moonwalking."
Moonwalking by Lechugador June 11, 2009

Moonscaping 

To shave one's ass.
You have serious wolverine ass. You are in need of some moonscaping
Moonscaping by jebediah05 January 3, 2011

Moonking 

Expelling air/gas from the tip of your penis to cause a sound
Carl, stop walking so fast... every time you take a step, it sounds like you are moonking.
Moonking by Survivalratezero February 9, 2021

Moonwalking

The act of Hangin Wit Da Moon and therefore being so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana accessories, that you believe that you are actually walking on the moon, backwards... And every 5 minutes you be saying “where the fuck we at, let's go ice skating or roller blading, dependent on the weather, of course... And then go bowling my nigga woopty woop”
“My nigga, I was Hangin Wit Da Moon and started Moonwalking... I was high as fuck... Then I went ice skating and bowling”
Moonwalking by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 16, 2020

moonwalking all over your ass

That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).
"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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