by mookiestmookie August 14, 2017
The act in having romantic interactions or sexual relations where at least one person resembles a clown.
by Bobthegoon89 March 4, 2021
When a man sits on their partners face backwards so their nose is up their butt hole and the partner licks the mans testicles while breathing heavily on them.
by De la Poo Finga February 5, 2020
(moo k-ee) n.
A crumb/piece of cookie that one would see remaining at the bottom of a cup after having consumed cookies and milk.
A crumb/piece of cookie that one would see remaining at the bottom of a cup after having consumed cookies and milk.
RODNEY: These cookies are delicious but I can't snack at my wicked mookies.
JOSEPH: Such a circumstance would be regrettable, dawg.
OR
Karen loves to eat cookies and milk. She can't stand it however, when she is unable reach mookie morsels stuck to the bottom of the cup. This is why Karen often resorts to the use of finger scoopage when munching mookies. This technique is frowned upon by the larger part of cookie aficionados.
JOSEPH: Such a circumstance would be regrettable, dawg.
OR
Karen loves to eat cookies and milk. She can't stand it however, when she is unable reach mookie morsels stuck to the bottom of the cup. This is why Karen often resorts to the use of finger scoopage when munching mookies. This technique is frowned upon by the larger part of cookie aficionados.
by Mack B. May 22, 2008
by xRonaldx February 9, 2006
1.) adj. - A painful pinch you must give to your numbugery little brother when you jynx him and he speaks. (Angry Beavers - Episode 20)
2.) adj. - Used to describe a log of poop, mainly a comical poo log capable of articulating to everyone, but usually doesn't so people think the poo's friends are insane. (
2.) adj. - Used to describe a log of poop, mainly a comical poo log capable of articulating to everyone, but usually doesn't so people think the poo's friends are insane. (
Norbert and Dagget (in unison): Ha-ha! Got mine first! The evil plutonium bad warlord guy person lets lose the vermin-infested mucus of a bazillion intergalactic loogies!
Dagget: Hey! We said the same thing at the same time!!
Norbert: A-posoluto! And you know what that means...
Dagget: Ehhhhh...ah..er-
Norbert: 1,2,3 hobba pit 2, we said something at the same time so I jynx you!
Dagget: Jynx me!? Whaddya talkin' about jynxin'?
Norbert: From now on the first beaver who talks gets a MOOOKIE pinch!
Dagget: A 'mookie' pinch?
Norbert (Creeping towards Dagget): MOOOOOOKIE!!!!
(Series of classic Dagget pain noises.)
Mr.Mackey - A fecaphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks, Kyle.
Kyle - Mookie stinks?
Mr.Mackey - Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right, Kyle?
(skip some conversation...)
(Mr.Hankey is now bathing in Mr.Mackey's coffee...)
Mr.Mackey - Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad..mmkay...
I mean you're one screwed-up little kid...do you understand? So try and stay positive, stay away from drugs and alcohol-and in the meantime (looks into his cup) I'm gonna put you on a heavy regiment of prozac. (gasps) Uhh!! Oh my God you sick little monkey!!
Dagget: Hey! We said the same thing at the same time!!
Norbert: A-posoluto! And you know what that means...
Dagget: Ehhhhh...ah..er-
Norbert: 1,2,3 hobba pit 2, we said something at the same time so I jynx you!
Dagget: Jynx me!? Whaddya talkin' about jynxin'?
Norbert: From now on the first beaver who talks gets a MOOOKIE pinch!
Dagget: A 'mookie' pinch?
Norbert (Creeping towards Dagget): MOOOOOOKIE!!!!
(Series of classic Dagget pain noises.)
Mr.Mackey - A fecaphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks, Kyle.
Kyle - Mookie stinks?
Mr.Mackey - Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right, Kyle?
(skip some conversation...)
(Mr.Hankey is now bathing in Mr.Mackey's coffee...)
Mr.Mackey - Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad..mmkay...
I mean you're one screwed-up little kid...do you understand? So try and stay positive, stay away from drugs and alcohol-and in the meantime (looks into his cup) I'm gonna put you on a heavy regiment of prozac. (gasps) Uhh!! Oh my God you sick little monkey!!
by cathrynRules February 11, 2004
One of those guys that is ALWAYS driving girls around, taking them to parties, starbucks, etc.
The girl has no interest in the guy at all besides "friends", but the guy (mookie) thinks otherwise.
Most mookies are straight up tools and think they are sweet, but really no one likes them
The girl has no interest in the guy at all besides "friends", but the guy (mookie) thinks otherwise.
Most mookies are straight up tools and think they are sweet, but really no one likes them
Me: "When do you think mookie is going to show up with all the little girls who can't drive."
Joey: "Idk bro, but hes bout to drive them all night and get nothing in return."
Joey: "Idk bro, but hes bout to drive them all night and get nothing in return."
by BeedoubleU March 8, 2010