Moo-Cow 

A person who is so awesome, words can't describe and all you want to do is milk them.

A moo-cow walked down the street, so everyone got on their knees.

Moo-Cow by Sudocat October 14, 2009

Moo-cow 

An alcoholic drink originating from Wisconsin. It was originally designed as a drink containing equal parts tequlla and milk. More recently it has been used to refer to a shot containing tequilla topped off with half & half.

Man I had so many moo-cow's at the bar last night.

Moo-cow by Shane Hedrington February 4, 2008

moo cow

A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.

Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing.

Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.

Bob: What's the difference?

Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.

moo cow by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003

Moo Cow

A type of cow that goes "moo"

Moo cow 1: "Moo?"
Moo cow 2: "Moo!"
Moo cow 1: "Moooooo!!!"

Moo Cow by canadianpuffhippo June 13, 2018

moo cow

What little kids call cows

"Ooo look at them moo cows"

moo cow by psycho bitch February 24, 2004

moo cow

a different type of cow than other types. first off, its also known as a dairy cow, and therefore makes milk. secondly, it is white with black blobs all over it. and finally, it moos. no durrr.

in the california cheese commercials, there are two different cows: the weeny longhorn males, and the kickass moo cows.

longhorn: neahhhhrrrrrr
moo cow:moo
longhorn:moo
moo cow: stfu, u ffing poser! u aint got no blobs on u! u aint got no rites to moo! MOO!

moo cow by lil smartass wigga September 10, 2006

moo cow

1. a fat hefer of a girl who, were she to graze with a herd of actual cows, would be utterly indistinguishable.
2. used loosely as a generic term for an ugly female

Wonder if that fugly moo cow has a contract with Kraft, uggggghh!!

moo cow by Farmer Brown July 15, 2003