Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

Monkeytard 

A monkey who is a tard

oi u monkeytard

Monkeytard by William Cheung November 22, 2003

monkeytard 

what you call your buddy when they are acting retarded

joe: *starts screaming and laughing at something*
henry: "shut the fuck up you monkeytard"

monkeytard by No jews August 27, 2020

Monkeytard 

A desperate guy who likes harassing Indian girls because he is DDF (Down Do Fuck), if you’re not careful he will start actively trying to make out with you without you realizing. (But only if you’re brown) People think he’s so dumb, that he actually devolved and got an acting career as one of the monkeys for planet of the apes.

Man, that Arham is being such a monkeytard.

Monkeytard by RealTruth.com April 18, 2025

e-monkeytard 

A person or mammal lacking sufficient gene types. To lack analytical reasoning and improper use of web tools.

My friend Joe is an e-monkeytard because he can not install messenger tools on his computer properly.

e-monkeytard by SolidSnake84 April 23, 2009

moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.

He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!

moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

Monkeymad 

Off the wall, crazy, outlandish, especially when applied to hairstyles.

Origin of this world is based on a series of mishear/translation (Oi Monkey Boy! -> She called you Monkey Man! -> Why did you call me monkeymad?)

My hair is a bit monkeymad today

Monkeymad by barker-family.info November 15, 2004