Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

by Sidney the Kidney April 05, 2008

Monkeytard

A monkey who is a tard

oi u monkeytard

by William Cheung November 23, 2003

monkeytard

what you call your buddy when they are acting retarded

joe: *starts screaming and laughing at something*
henry: "shut the fuck up you monkeytard"

by No jews August 28, 2020

Monkeytard

A desperate guy who likes harassing Indian girls because he is DDF (Down Do Fuck), if you’re not careful he will start actively trying to make out with you without you realizing. (But only if you’re brown) People think he’s so dumb, that he actually devolved and got an acting career as one of the monkeys for planet of the apes.

Man, that Arham is being such a monkeytard.

by RealTruth.com April 19, 2025

e-monkeytard

A person or mammal lacking sufficient gene types. To lack analytical reasoning and improper use of web tools.

My friend Joe is an e-monkeytard because he can not install messenger tools on his computer properly.

by SolidSnake84 April 22, 2009