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1.
The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.
Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you
by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009
 
2.
intoxicated; inebriated.
monkeyed
"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'
by Mo Bessman October 22, 2007