Monkey Pie

A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.

by Mil town Chris 15th street August 1, 2006

Monkey Pie

When you shoot your cum load inside a black guy/girls ass

Chris: What happened last night with that guy?

Fox: Oh we had a great time making Monkey Pie!!!

by iemikesocal January 9, 2011

monkey pie

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth

I did a total monkey pie last night!

by mbbruh6988 March 9, 2015

monkey pie

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Porch monkey pie

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.

Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.

by RoRo2992 August 6, 2008

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

Turd pie monkey

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay

Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey

by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003