Monkey Pie 

A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.

Monkey Pie by Mil town Chris 15th street August 1, 2006

Monkey Pie 

When you shoot your cum load inside a black guy/girls ass

Chris: What happened last night with that guy?

Fox: Oh we had a great time making Monkey Pie!!!

Monkey Pie by iemikesocal January 9, 2011

monkey pie 

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth

I did a total monkey pie last night!

monkey pie by mbbruh6988 March 9, 2015

monkey pie 

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

monkey pie by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Porch monkey pie 

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.

Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.

Porch monkey pie by RoRo2992 August 6, 2008

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

Monkey Finger Pie by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

Turd pie monkey 

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay

Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey

Turd pie monkey by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003