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2 definitions by RoRo2992

 
1.
A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.
Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.
by RoRo2992 July 14, 2008
 
2.
Public Masturbator Trench Coat
Hey Jake, look how awkwardly close Charlie is standing to those little kids in his PMTC.
by Roro2992 April 12, 2010