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Monkey Jumper

slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
Monkey Jumper by faith rachel March 12, 2019
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Monkey Jumper

Noun (Naming Word)

Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.

Alternative Words: Fuckwit
Dean is lying drunk on the floor and everybody else is still partying Dean is a "Monkey Jumper"
Monkey Jumper by Spactara May 22, 2011

monkey jumped 

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open
Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.
monkey jumped by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008

monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.
Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

monkeyhumper 

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob
That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.
monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005