the most awesome animal to ever appear on Earth
monkeys are sic
slang for the male genitalia, i.e. penis, especially in context of masturbation "choke the monkey," "spank the monkey" or "beat the cheeky monkey." Also see "dirty monkey." "The dirty monkey shall have his way," means "a hard dick must be satisfied."
"Skeeter couldn't get laid so he had to spank the monkey."
"The lion (condom) broke, the monkey get choked, red, red wine." -- Red Red Wine UB40
Your dick is your monkey.
And when you spank your monkey its the sound that your pubes make when they hit the girls pubes (like a clapping sound). "My Monkey was so bad, we had to spank him twice". Or when your masterbating the sound of your hand hitting your body on the down stroke. Whap, whap, whap,
The most kick ass animal in the world, can be know to throw poo and eat bannanas (also known as a chris)
wow look at that monkey!... AAAAAAGH!! i have poo in my eye!
A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
Used to refer to the female genitalia. In strip clubs women are naked while standing, which forces parts of the female sex organ to hang down "like a monkey".
"Yeah shawty, lemme see dat monkey!"