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the most awesome animal to ever appear on Earth
monkeys are sic
by kubleeka December 06, 2010
slang for the male genitalia, i.e. penis, especially in context of masturbation "choke the monkey," "spank the monkey" or "beat the cheeky monkey." Also see "dirty monkey." "The dirty monkey shall have his way," means "a hard dick must be satisfied."
"Skeeter couldn't get laid so he had to spank the monkey."

"The lion (condom) broke, the monkey get choked, red, red wine." -- Red Red Wine UB40
by ANDREW OF AMERICA July 19, 2010
Your dick is your monkey.
And when you spank your monkey its the sound that your pubes make when they hit the girls pubes (like a clapping sound). "My Monkey was so bad, we had to spank him twice". Or when your masterbating the sound of your hand hitting your body on the down stroke. Whap, whap, whap,
by J.Menard August 31, 2006
The most kick ass animal in the world, can be know to throw poo and eat bannanas (also known as a chris)
wow look at that monkey!... AAAAAAGH!! i have poo in my eye!
by pigdog312 July 14, 2006
A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.

Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.

In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.

Jim is a loser.
by Nubluva May 13, 2006
Used to refer to the female genitalia. In strip clubs women are naked while standing, which forces parts of the female sex organ to hang down "like a monkey".
"Yeah shawty, lemme see dat monkey!"
by Atlien October 26, 2005