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another word for a blunt.
"Lets go smoke a Monkey!" or "Can I hit That Monkey?"
by K-Fam December 09, 2007
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A monkey is any member of two of the three groupings of simian primates. These three groupings are the New World monkeys, the Old World monkeys, and the apes. The New World monkeys are classified within the parvorder Platyrrhini, whereas the Old World monkeys (superfamily Cercopithecoidea) form part of the parvorder Catarrhini, which also includes the apes. Thus, scientifically speaking, monkeys do not form a "natural group", in that the Old World monkeys are actually more closely related to the apes than they are to the New World species. There are 264 known extant species of monkey. Because of their similarity to monkeys, apes such as chimpanzees and gibbons are often called monkeys in informal usage, though biologists don't consider them to be monkeys. Conversely, due to its size (up to 1 metre) the Mandrill is often thought to be an ape, but it is actually an Old World monkey. Also, a few monkey species have the word "ape" in their common name. Because they are not a single coherent group, monkeys do not have any particular traits that they all share and are not shared with the remaining group of simians, the apes.
Look theres a monkey in that tree.
by TheGreenLing June 05, 2007
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Generic exclamation, for use when actual swear words are prohibited. Sometimes used in call centers where swearing might be overheard by customer on the line with other customer service agents, because no one in their right mind would be offended if they overheard the word "monkey".
Customer: I hope you and your entire company go to hell!
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>


<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"
by Fishy Bob April 30, 2007
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A noun that is very versatile. Can be used in place of any noun.
Shut up Monkey!
Man you better beat that monkey!
Fuck that monkey!
by Kai the boss dawkins April 04, 2007
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To be intoxicated on both alcohol and marijuana at the same time. When under this state the effects of both drugs are amplified, sometimes resulting in a total inability to move due to either relaxation of the muscles or realisation that it's just not worth the effort.
"Lets go get monkey - I got a 10s and 2 six packs"

"I was so monkey that i decided shoelaces were just not worth the effort of tying, I feel over 7 times on the way home"
by JackG. October 11, 2006
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Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.
Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 02, 2006
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500 units of a given currency, esp. English pounds
That new hi-def T.V. cost me a good two monkeys
by E-n January 06, 2006
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