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71. monkey
to skin up a doob (splif)
man1:yo my nigga monkey
man2:fuck off
72. monkey
something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")
Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"

Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"

Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."

Girl- "That's a monkey!"

Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."

73. Monkey
Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)
Oh fuck, it's Gush. Stupid monkey, take him back to the zoo.
by Law. Mar 16, 2005 add a video
74. monkey
creature used as a metaphor for busy thoughts that scamper, usually in large groups, through the jungle that is your brain.
Man, couldn't sleep last night - monkies were running through the trees!
by Mark May 20, 2004 add a video
75. Monkey
Drunkn Munky2 is a ugly motha fucka. - Lex Luthor
Drunkn Munky2 is ugly.
by Steve Wayne Jul 27, 2003 add a video
76. monkey
verb: (to monkey oneself)

To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"

"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"

"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was ]monkey] myself"

"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."

"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
77. Monkey
1. A small primate that has a tendency to throw it's own feces.

2. A racial slur for African-American.

3. A derogatory term for human.
1. Aww,look at that little monkey...ew he threw crap at me!

2. We don't appreciate no monkeys in this here bar!

3. These filthy monkeys seem to be developing some intelligence...will wonders ever cease?
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