monkey nuts

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

by jason biggs June 13, 2002

monkey nuts

small testicles.

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.

by jason biggs June 13, 2002

monkey nuts!

an expreesion of severe anguish

Monkey nuts!
I failed!

by Ducklord404 December 20, 2004

monkey nuts

big round particularly hairy testicals

Ron Jeremy has some serious monkey nuts.

by Lingus April 23, 2003

monkey nuts

The testicles of a member of the ape family.

Wow look at that pair of monkey nuts.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 7, 2003

Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021