eating the twig and the berrys; blow job where not only the cock is swallowed so is the ball sack; eating the frank and the beans
by billy blumpkin September 8, 2005
When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.
"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"
"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."
"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."
by DaxTheDestroyer April 8, 2016
When you put your weiner in between a hot dog bun and add ketchup and mustard. Your girl then enjoys a tasty glizzy.
by Mongolian Glizzy January 29, 2021
Dating back to ancient times when the Liao Dynasty fought the Mongolians, the Mongolians would defame there enemy by performing naked back flips off of high areas to impale the cold rectum of there enemies.
Stacey's body was all limp and cold last night, couldn't resist slamming her with a cheeky Mongolian backflip
by EugeneMachine September 5, 2018
When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles
That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!
by MoBuckets January 4, 2017
When a mentally retarded person (i.e. a mongoloid) lets their retardation take control and they begin screaming profanities that only other mongoloids can understand. It often activates all other mongoloids in the area and creating a chain reaction of retardation.
by Unpopular Opinions October 2, 2017