Monday

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school

Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}

by Levi........ January 20, 2019

Monday

The most painful day of the week.

Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!

by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 3, 2015

Monday

The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.

Fuck! It's monday..

by The What Race Am I? Guy March 24, 2015

Monday

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."

by BWallenstein November 1, 2010

Monday

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.

Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005

Monday

The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.

Guy: It's Monday once again. God help me.

by Officer Jordan April 21, 2008

Monday

1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.

2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend

(n. origin: Satan)

FML, it's Monday!

by amberithink October 6, 2009