5 definitions by RedNeckZilla

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A slang term used to describe men and women of white/caucasian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "cracker," "the man," "uptight," "white devil," and "pizza." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and some Monday friends. The reason 'Friday' became the slur mostly stems from the first historical account (on Friday, June 18, 1790) of a slave master "cracking his whip" on a slave who stopped picking cotton on a Virginia plantation. The slaves called him a "cracker." This historical account was then tied into the widely accepted fact that the first baked cracker came about on Friday, March 13, 1801 when Massachusetts baker, Josiah Bent, burnt a batch of biscuits in his oven. Later on, Bent sold his enterprise to the company we now know as Nabisco on Friday, Sept. 23, 1898. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
Billy: I love Fridays!

Tyree: Shut up you uptight, cracker-ass, white devil Friday!!

Wong: Yeah..stupid Friday!

Habib: root dee doot doot! Thank you come again...Friday-ass honkey!

Altogether: Lets get some pizza!
by RedNeckZilla August 12, 2008
A slang term used to describe men and women of Asian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "dog eater," "cat eater," "cock fight," "chopsticks," "bad driving," and the expression: "Oh...Rearry?" The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Thursday' became the slur was due partially to the Nagasaki atomic detonation of the "Fat Man" nuclear device on Thursday, August 9th, 1945, and the little know fact that the first official drivers license was issued to an Asian on a Thursday back in 1917 signaling the END of safe roads and highways in America. Thank God there were no cell phones back then. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
Person 1: I hate dog eating Thursdays.

Person 2: Ret's go to Horrywood and get our drivers ricenses.

Person 1: Shut up Thursday, I hate you!

Person 2: Oh rearry?
by RedNeckZilla August 12, 2008
A slang term used to describe men and women of Mexican/Latino decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "lazy," "dirty," "illegal alien," "lowrider," and "beans." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Wednesday' became the slur was due to Wednesday also being referred to as "Hump Day". Since 47% (an overwhelming majority) of pregnant women are Mexican/Latino, (73% of that number being girls ages 12-17) 'Hump Day Wednesday' felt like the right choice. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
I hate lazy Wednesdays. Let's go to Taco Bell and eat some beans!!!
by RedNeckZilla August 11, 2008
A slang term used to describe men and women of Arabic decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "body odor," "terrorist," "al qaeda," and "jihad." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason for 'Tuesday' becoming the slur was due mostly to the terrorist attacks on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
I hate Tuesdays...especially after they eat their lamb kababs and tah-chin...it makes their body odor most offensive, especially since they don't believe in deodorant!
by RedNeckZilla August 11, 2008
A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.
I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.
by RedNeckZilla August 11, 2008

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