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A Momoko is Japanese. She's outgoing, nice, and a bit socially awkward, but in a very cute way. When you first see a Momoko, you don't think much. After a while though, Momoko will kill you. You will die of overwhelming cuteness. It comes in waves off of her. Momoko will probably takes her shoes off in class to get comfortable, lays her head down on the desk to write, smiles alot, and always says "bless you" when someone sneezes.

She speaks her mind and is tough as fuck. So tough, you want to get through to her. As bad as it sounds, you're going to want to see a Momoko be sad and open. So sad she wont give a shit who'll comfort her, she'd just want comfort. When you meet a Momoko, you're going to want to be the one who hugs the shit out of her, protect her, never let her go, and cuddle her butt so hard it loses circulation.
Momokos have an asian sense of style. (black stocking and daisy dukes, uggs, cute sweaters, leggings and skirts) When she puts on glasses you'll be dead. Her resemblance of a cute asian wife will kill you.
Joe: Dude, Momoko said she's making mochi. And she's givin some to me xD
John: Shit, really? Luckyy
Momoko by Hong-Zeng November 27, 2012
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When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.
Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.

Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.

"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"
momologue by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009
When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.
I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.
momologue by tommytoes January 11, 2012
Monkey MotherFucker.

we came up with this one when I called someone a monkey mofo. Not to be confused with US connotations of racism. Monkey as in devious little bastard who needs to be spanked. :-)
Yo momofo what's happenin.
That bitch is a 7day momofo.
momofo by Vego December 19, 2004

Mojoyosef 

"Oh mojoyosef, you gay person!"
Mojoyosef by blackbaby69 August 7, 2022
"Yo, MomOO!!!"
Momoo by ghostgal74 February 21, 2009