Mommenting 

When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."

I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.

Mommenting by jlay9 February 28, 2010

momentine 

Can mean many things!
1. calm down
2. take a chill pill
3. have fun
4. relax
5. u r too stuck up!

Serious Person: we shouldn't do this! it is too dangerous!
Person: momentine! and stop being serious bout everything!

momentine by HappinessReaper May 6, 2004

momenting 

Having a moment with someone, usually a close brah.

Where did Chris and Zach go?
Oh, they're momenting after finding out they're Eskimo brothers.

momenting by The Synatwists September 18, 2012

status commenting 

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!

Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.

status commenting by Katpaham February 13, 2009

Monumenting 

This activity is touring the monuments and memorials of Washington DC (Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington, Vietnam War, Korean War, WWII, Roosevelt, etc...) in a fashion befitting the students of the various DC-area schools (AU, GW, Gtown, Howard, Catholic, UDC, UMD-College Park etc). This involves running up and down on the National Mall in various stages of intoxication, inebriation, or just being fucked up. Usually occurs between the hours of 10 pm and 2 am. May involve throwing up on the steps to the American History Museum if you're a little too crossfaded.

AU student: yo, we're going monumenting after going to the Hawk and Dove.

Georgetown student: Ok, I'll make a stop at the liquor store. One or two handles of Svedka?

GW student: Obviously two. Dude we're pregaming the Hawk AND monumenting.

Monumenting by austudent915 May 15, 2010

Spam comments/spam commenting 

Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes

Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma

Spam comments/spam commenting by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018

Cloud commenting 

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.

thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.

Cloud commenting by Jould like contact. January 25, 2011