the last name of some romanian kids that live in southeast MI
hey, you know Dan Moldovan?
by not available December 13, 2004
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A group of people from the Republic of Moldova. The word Moldovan is used because nobody wants to be asssociated with romanians. Most rural/urban Moldovans dont want to reunite with romania because they know how fast gypsies settle in newly aquired areas
Miceal: dude, are you going to that moldovan-romanian unity march?

Stefan: (pulls out pistol, aims at Miceals head) What did you just say?

Miceal: ....um that we should maybe go support it?

Miceal 1990-2008
by Stefan Bunachi July 15, 2008
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an obscure group of people from an obscure country that has produced a mega group, which everyone can sing their single, but no one knows the name of the group or the name of the song.
Those numa numa are something else, what nationality are they?

Moldovan, is what is says on wikipedia, it must be in Africa.
by JohnGHenry May 15, 2008
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when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip
Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023
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This is a sexual manuver when the man is doing the woman doggy style. First, he dips his dick in a container of mustard, and then proceeds to put his penis back into the woman. As the man is about to finish, he pulls out and he has to cum on a plate of pasta, and the woman then eats the pasta.
Sasha: Yo, do you know my sister, Masha?

Hogie: Yeah, I gave her the Dirty Moldovan
by JohnHogie July 10, 2009
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When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.
Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."
by Eric Lowenberg October 29, 2007
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