Mojo

a slow adolescent female, slow mentally, not physically. and not retardedly. although this may cross your mind everytime you speak to one. and possibly physically as well. daughter of a clifford, generally good at maths and art and ... yeah.

seen with brightly coloured and obstrusive hairstyles, lots of make up and is every teachers worst nightmare.

enjoys horse riding.

example 1

girl 1: wow mojo, i really like your hair today!
mojo: my what?

example 2

boy 1 : do you want to go to the cinema later on?

mojo: to the where?

by red_splat_on_my_radiator July 27, 2009

Mojo

Usually Central American males who come to the US and go to high school. They are usually located in the DFW area. They go to high school wearing some really tight jogger pants and nasty Chicago bulls shirt and wearing some really ugly snap backs. They usually use slangs such as “maje” “sipote” and “cerote”. They wear ugly Mohawks with a lot of hair gel usually gorilla snot.

“Aye yo he’s wearing an ugly ass SnapBack”
“Oh fuck that must be a mojo”.

by The fly guy October 31, 2018

Mojo

A slang term for Speed, the drug. Used by street kids and the homeless.

Bum: "Hey man I'm jacked up on Mojo!"

by Sharon July 10, 2003

Mojo

An alcoholic beverage served to sailors in the Philippines, which is a concoction of all the different booze in the bar, mixed with fruit juices and ice, and comes in a big pitcher.

Sam: Man! This Mojo sure taste great, but I have killed most of this pitcher by myself and I don't feel a damned thing!

Dave: Oh yeah. Wait till you try and stand up to go take a leak.

Sam: Whoaooo! Holly Shit! Dude! I am totally fucking WASTED!!!

by popeye1369 October 31, 2010

Mojo

A super awesome chick that loves:
- a certain economics teacher named Patrick aka DLS
- Eric Banana
- eBay
- starfishes
- Darren Hayes
- vampires
- and many other sweet things

Also known as "LOTR ho", "My Zombie" and "DV".

Get your mojo on with Patrick.

by Panda April 7, 2005

Mojo

The greatest youtuber alive check him out on youtube.com/channel/UCIsH9g6Q3Ico4sz76ls9moA

Mojo-Its hic snorlax, snorlax

by AkitoStreams June 16, 2017

Mojo

One word:

BASS GUITAR!

Ok that's two words and an exclamation mark but you get the point. This guy kicks ass! He is pure bass! He plays bass in the band Repeat and is known for his vegetarianism.

Hey look at Mojo's fingers play that bass!

by Biblo February 15, 2005