A small town located just beyond the dannemora mountian,where the retired go to die and the young go to save money. The police will never come to bother unless you speed. Drugs, house burning and stealing are some of the locals favorite hobies in the summer due to the beautiful scernary and nothing else to do. If your not on that end of the stick well four wheeling hunting and sledding better be cause there aint jack sh#t to do up here. Theres one gas station with no gas no bathroom and a terribly rude clerk. If you enjoy freezing to death then lyon mountians -25 degree weather and 6 foot of snow winters will do just fine for you. Great little town to die alone in.

I would rather go to jail then lyon mountian.
Lyon mountian is a beautiful summer vaction spot lets just not talk about winter.
Did you catch aids or herpes in lyon mountian?

Im glad i came to lyon mountian they have the best meth to hunt on.

Lyon mountian by Ski888 November 15, 2019

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Mostly found in utah, practice in polygamy, white guys with long beards who have more than one wife.

These beared mountian pimps have more women then a true to lie pimp

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