Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"

Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)

Mocha 5 by sungreymon June 24, 2010

Bitchslap at Moch 5 

1.Being at an incredible speed in the face.2.Being dissed or insulted

That ball hit you like a Bitchslap at Moch 5

Bitchslap at Moch 5 by Knux May 13, 2005