by hueyBBB September 24, 2006
by Matt December 16, 2003
by jose May 16, 2014
El Moco aka Moco is an American actor, rapper, and producer of music, television, and film. He's cousins with Adrián, Alex, and Aarón Amilián.
Hello motherfucker I'm El Moco...nuff said
by El_Moco February 12, 2021
The lonje moco is a very frightening mythical creature that lives under your bed that always says these words "Que tal, yo soy el lonje moco". There are also some different breeds and species for this lonje animal, such as the common lonje salado, the lonje ranchero, the very rare lonje manso etc. Well, don't get too frightened, the last sighting of this rare lonje was under your bed.
by LonjeMocofans101 September 20, 2017
A Mexican way of insulting someone. A douchbag who shows off. The face you make when your mouth is open when your concentrating. The literal meaning of it is booger face.
by Fireguy47 May 4, 2018
The art of using a television remote as a make shift penis after whiskey dick has occurred. Originating on Monroe County this is when the only thing close handy when the inoperable dick is experienced is an old school Zenith TV remote. The buttons on the remote, of course, simulate the "ribbed for her pleasure" experience.
Inventor: Bro, I brought this chick home last night after a long night of drinking and my cock didn't work.
Pal: So what did you do?
Inventor: Only thing I knew how, grabbed the ol MoCo Zenith and banged her like a screen door in a tornado.
Pal: So what did you do?
Inventor: Only thing I knew how, grabbed the ol MoCo Zenith and banged her like a screen door in a tornado.