The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.

Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..

by RentedBlackbird January 25, 2013

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh October 27, 2005

snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Facebook Mittens

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.

I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.

by Ol' Trace Face December 10, 2010

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009

Andrew Mitten

Homosexual

That guy named Andrew Mitten is really gay

by Hawgfawma October 4, 2021

Pickle Mitten

Vegetable flavored condom.

Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"

by currbe March 18, 2015