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That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.
mitties by Ned December 7, 2003
My english teacher gots some mitties.
mitties by Derek Hawkins January 20, 2009

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties 

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”

Tedium Mitties

In between 'Tall Smitties' (small titties) and 'Tig Bitties' (big titties) - switch the 'T' and the 'M' around and you have 'Medium Titties'
Guy 1: "Man, check out that G - she got some nice Tedium Mitties there!"

Guy 2: "Yeh, I'd love to lose my face in those!"
Tedium Mitties by Knightime June 10, 2010
Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.
I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.
mitties by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010
combo of man and titties
a man having enormous breasts as if he has female tits
jeez Javier you have some big mitties look like some DD's
mitties by jstepp December 24, 2007