When someone’s brain has a stroke, causing them to be unintelligible.
I was in a call with theo the other day, he had a total miso moment.
by Unknown7988 September 15, 2021
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Soup made from miso paste. Includes other tasty ingredients like nori and tofu. It is a delicious soup.
by a5678 August 23, 2005
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When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.
"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"
by mydough! September 15, 2021
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In reference to a bara comic entitled Kuso Miso Technique

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Homosexual situations involving coprophilia and/or urophilia.
"Dude, I dare you to read Kuso Miso!"

"Dude, I didn't know you did Kuso Miso!"
by Videodrome August 9, 2009
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An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.

Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"

"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
by iddles July 10, 2012
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Violent tremor that occurs prior to sipping Miso Soup from a Miso Soup spoon.
After a long night of moleing, Jacc had the miso shakes at Shinju Sushi.

shite, the miso shake made me spill my soup on my new dungarees.
by Cuckis69 February 15, 2019
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Female equivalent of Soy Boy A highly educated woman who presumes far too much about herself while looking down on others. May own a small business but thinks she’s Bill Gates running Microsoft back in the day. Can’t stand to be questioned or challenged.
Come on miso girl, tell us all about how great you think you are.
by Infernos December 13, 2022
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