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miso soup 

1. A common oriental soup
2. When one fucks their partner so hard in the anus that a strange liquid resembling miso soup in taste and smell spurts forth from the rectum.
1. I sampled a fine recipe for miso soup today. It was delicious.
2. I miso souped dat bitch 'til she done gone 'sploded out da ass!

miso soup 

when a guy gets spit and semen into a girl's vagina creating a mixture similar to miso soup (specially the tofu).
I could make miso soup all day long.
miso soup by jap_fastfood May 18, 2006

can you make me miso soup every morning 

Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.
his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?

miso-horny soup 

A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.
When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.

Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
miso-horny soup by whimzzical June 28, 2010

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026