slang for someone who is always miserable

the lady who works at starbucks is so miso all the time.

hey miso, do you ever smile?
by kjm615 March 17, 2009
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Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.
Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!
by John Smith October 17, 2004
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what to put in front of the word horny
Hey honey, what do ya want for dinner?
Miso
Miso? We don't have that
But miso horny
by shinobi kiwi April 7, 2005
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an asian girl who only dates white/black/latino guys, or an asian girl who is dating a white/black/latino guy. the opposite (asian guy, white/black/latino girl) is called a Bruce. *see Bruce
"damn, look at the freaking miso over there."
by pxf99 June 8, 2006
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Miso's can be guys or girls of any age. Miso beasically stands for miscellaneous and Miso is various styles eg. emo, punk, goth, scene kid and preps put all together for people who want to be different but don't fit in any of the other groups perfectly. Everything is mixed. You can be who you want, within few 'guidlines' of who Misos are.
Rules:
Mix and match styles
Have two headphones in your ears as much as possible, not one, get the full experience of the music. If someone wants to talk to you, pause your tunes and take em out!
Don't have a Flixster. Honestly it's just showing off. There's more things in life than taking photos of yourself everyday and putting them on the web
Myspace, bebo, the rest -if you want
Piercings are optional
Ipods make you cool
iMacs rock but Windows is cool.
Symbol:
The Miso symbol is making your fingers in the shape of an M. You do this by making the number three with your pointer finger, middle finger and ring finger, then face your hand down, this makes the M.
Misos can be a fan of any band you like and you're not put down for liking any bands that others may not. You wear a mix of different styles in clothing for eg. you can wear all black like a goth, have punk hair and emo make up. It's what you make of it. You can look emo and have blonde hair, go crazy. Images soon...ask us

by Elly and Dana March 9, 2008
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Fermented soybean paste. Comes in many varieties.
If you're having a hot pot/jjigae, be sure to put miso in at least half the time.
by StatenIslander December 4, 2007
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Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.
"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"
by wavyg July 21, 2014
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