A hallucination, illusion conjured by the brain, resulting from prolonged exposure to extreme heat. This may consist of a water source mirage as seen by a person lost in a desert and thirsty.
Tom dragged himself forward, the demonic sun baking him dry, and spotted a shimmering blue ribbon of a river. Excited, he attempted to run towards the river but found that it was but a mirage. He cried out to the sky in anguish.
by PenguinSnowball February 13, 2018
by yunghaterslayer February 20, 2018
A girl that looks fine from far away, but when you actually get close to her, you can see that she is busted.
Ex.
Me: Damn, Gabe, why where you hitting on that ugly chick? What happened to the NUB rule?
Gabe: She looked okay at first...
Me: That's a mirage...
Me: Damn, Gabe, why where you hitting on that ugly chick? What happened to the NUB rule?
Gabe: She looked okay at first...
Me: That's a mirage...
by #12 October 18, 2005
Another word for a marriage that only looks like a marriage. More often associated with an otherwise normal marriage that is plagued by the lack of sex for many reasons. A sexless marriage. It is so unbearable at times, that it seems quite unreal, even to yourself.
"They haven't had sex in over three years!"
"But they seem like such a perfect, happy couple. They're not even in their forties!"
"They do get along really well. They are best friends. It's a mirage."
"But they seem like such a perfect, happy couple. They're not even in their forties!"
"They do get along really well. They are best friends. It's a mirage."
by Ophelia Rose February 21, 2010
A mirage is a person whom you find attractive from a distance but as they come closer that attractiveness disappears like it was never their at all. More commonly known as a Picaso
by Skayterboy15 June 2, 2011
I was trying to say miraculously and magically at the same time and it came out MIRAGICALLY which would be a combination of the two
by bigtoe fro man February 24, 2010
While having sex from behind pull out and spit on your partner so they believe you have shot your load, once they have turned around skeet on their face.
by davomcbavo July 19, 2005