Frosted Mini Wheat

A cum covered mexican.

I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.

by Taztim September 14, 2022

Frosted Mini Wheat

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.

Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)

by ShrimpingUSA.org March 22, 2010

Frosted Mini Wheat

A playa thats white on one side and not on the other.

That Rocco guy is a Frosted Mini Wheat.

by Big Daddy R March 18, 2004

soggy mini wheats

An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.

OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.

by JHSGAMY November 22, 2006

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

by Daddy Long Snake August 2, 2010