Somebody who joins your Minecraft server and clears it out of all available resources, making things very difficult for other players!
Man, that Chris is such a Mineshafter...
by Crafty88 August 19, 2012
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1. Means of access to lower regions of a subterranean ore mine.

2. A vagina that is particularly loose, either naturally or in consequence of excessive abuse resulting from multiple child births or repetative breaching by an enlarged penis.
1. "The miners descended into the dimly lit mineshaft, their eyes staring blankly ahead, aware of only the grueling tasks that await them farther down the tracks."

2. "Walter pumped feverishly, only to realize that his hopes of climax were in fact nothing but pipe dreams. Yet again the flame of confidence lit upon his tiny candle had been mercilessly extinguished by the musty gale blowing from Martha's mineshaft."
by Wrist Wristofferson January 22, 2008
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it is where a man inserts his scholng into a womans bumwhol and they thrust it so hard that it causes the womans bumhole to cave in and squirt poo
omg that womans ass caved in like an iraqi mineshaft.

credit ro mark and jess
by Nellieness August 6, 2009
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When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH
by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015
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What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "
by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019
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A carbon mineshaft is a particularly deep carbon footprint, made by an individual, company or other entity that is spewing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere at a truly extravagant rate.
The luxury beach resort demanded that exotic fruits and other foods be flown in, in whatever quantities could be managed, from right around the world, had a giant jacuzzi that gobbled oil at a rate of knots, regularly rented two or three luxury yachts with gas-guzzling engines, and also ran a luxury helicopter link to the mainland that was dependent on a wide range of other special deliveries. It was working up quite a carbon mineshaft.
by Fearman March 12, 2008
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