Mineral

Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.

"Goats will climb almost vertically because they crave that mineral"

by icravethatmineral December 21, 2014

Mineral

Colloquial term for a soft drink in rural Ireland

Would you like a mineral?

by Miley from Genroe August 21, 2008

The Miner

A sex move. Where you strap a small bulb to your dick (your "helmet") before you go to work deep in the mine. The warmth of the bulb gives your girl more pleasure that way.

Guy 1: You ever tried The Miner?
Guy 2: Yeah, my bird really screamed when I used that one.

by Lenwin July 17, 2012

Mineral

Any soft drink. Used by Indians from Durban, South Africa.

That ballie smaaks his mineral in a tumbler. His favorite mineral is Creme Soda that he buys from the tea room up the road and has in his possie.

by Exodesimal January 11, 2012

miner

1. a person who makes a living by working in a mine, digging up coal or whatever else lies beneath...usually several miles underground.
2. a type of school mascot

1. John worked as a miner in the mine...until it collapsed on him.
2. The Gillespie High School Miners are the best in the land!

by badassica March 19, 2006

mineral

The pinnacle of emo bands. The band was formed in Austin, TX in the mid-1990s. Released 2 albums on crank! records: "The Power of Failing" and "End Serenading." Band members are
Chris Simpson - vocals/guitar
Jeremy Gomez - bass
Scott McCarver - guitar
Gabriel Wiley - drums
Broke up in 1998, shortly after releasing "End Serenading."

If you listen to Mineral you must be deep in the emo scene.

by Matt March 25, 2006

Miner

The one who is owner of something.

Oscar: Look at this! This is mine already.
Kate: Really? Means you are its miner, man.

by Bogachenco December 12, 2011