A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.

This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.

If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.

Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
by Steve802 October 16, 2009
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A man whom buys multiple woman flowers and denies it, slacks on dishes.

Sometimes cute and loveable on a rare moment.
Milton bought his girlfriend two flowers, but receipts show he’s bought 4 total.
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That one kid in your school who acts tough and gay like fortnite and has a megamind forehead
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That type of guy who always gets friend-zoned
Me "How did it go with that girl"
Milton " I got friend-zoned
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Milton is the biggest loli known on discord
milton is the biggest fucking loli ever smh
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Where the men are men and so are the women
you can spot a milton girl from a mile away and beware to stay away
by Harry Ballsonya123 February 24, 2011
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To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.
Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!
by The Evil Steve August 23, 2005
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